coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via fallingheroes)

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear, via fallingheroes)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via princesscindymcnugget)

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."

  • before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
  • during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
  • after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING